ennjey:

WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

(via demexo)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via werejustk-i-d-s)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via nicoosuxx)